one time when i was six i saw an infomercial claiming that their product would make you look ten years younger and my sister said she was gonna use it on me and i became really scared
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one time when i was six i saw an infomercial claiming that their product would make you look ten years younger and my sister said she was gonna use it on me and i became really scared
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its 1:42 am and i just heard the unmistakeable sound of someone sprinting down the road wearing flip flops. good luck buddy
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i love everything about this
When they say “boys will be boys” this is what they mean
i literally quote this video DAILY. The last millisecond where they all lose it, just a loud OUUAUAHH– cut off
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imagine trying out a super risky outfit ur not sure is gonna land well and on your way to the party you fall into a bog and become a bog body and in like 3,000 years they pull you out in like a pink mesh bathing suit with an applique that says “barbie girl” on the front tucked in as a body suit to a pair of track shorts that say “your card was declined” on the ass and a pair of elevated 90s gel sandals with a hitclips clipped to the strap with one cartridge (60 seconds of an nsync song) and they reconstruct you in a museum and tell the public that’s how people dressed
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some kid just skateboarded down my street crying
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I don’t care who santa thinks he is. if he flies over u.s. air space without a documented flight plan and sufficient clearance he WILL BE SHOT DOWN.
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i wish i could say “?????????” in real life it would be very useful
God bless German „hä“
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